1 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,000 I've had enough of this. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,560 No cars, please. 3 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,280 Phone Amanda. 4 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,520 People just keep parking in our garden 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,960 and using it as a drive. 6 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,400 I know. In England we don't do that. 7 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,680 But this is my lorry. 8 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,960 Oh, is it YOUR lorry? 9 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,760 Oh, OK. You... 10 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,040 I'll let you park. You can park here. 11 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,360 I'll give you a permit. OK. 12 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,440 In the traditional village of Kokkini 13 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,320 on the Greek island of Corfu, 14 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,320 we're renovating, Ionian style. 15 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,880 Oh, my God! 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,080 With the help of our expert builders... 17 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,240 It does look like hummus. 18 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,160 Ah...ha! 19 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:55,840 ..we're turning this roadside ruin into a family holiday home. 20 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:56,960 Oh, no, no, no! 21 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,080 No! What are you doing? There. 22 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,400 Perfect. 23 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,440 So far, we've completed the living room, 24 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,480 children's bedroom, 25 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:09,000 kitchen, and the master bedroom. 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,800 Now we're transforming the unloved patch of land 27 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,680 at the front of the house into a garden. 28 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,880 So the garden, I think, out of everything so far 29 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,720 that we've done, is going to end up being the best garden ever. 30 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,000 And best of all, 31 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000 I'm thinking chandeliers in the trees. 32 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,120 This is Alan. 33 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,960 And Stamatis has called in 34 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,800 horticultural expert Spiros to help us. 35 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,680 This is going to be a massive challenge, I feel. 36 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,920 I hate this garden. Well... 37 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,600 I mean, we've got two good things. Shall we start with that? 38 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,040 We've got an orange tree. And an olive tree. 39 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,640 I'd love some wild flowers because of, like, pollination. 40 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:46,720 Who are you? 41 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,840 I'm not green-fingered, 42 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,160 but how hard can it be 43 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,680 to put a plant in a soil? 44 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,400 The gardens I plant always have 45 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:03,120 Mediterranean plants for bees... Yes. ..and lion flies. It's... 46 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,480 We want no mosquitoes, but lots of bees. Not mosquitoes. 47 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,960 On this olive tree, 48 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,640 we were saying we want, like, round seating. 49 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:11,800 Like all the way round. 50 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,760 A stone round? Yes, yes. Yes. That'd be pretty. 51 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,840 A 4,000-year-old olive tree. 52 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,040 I want to show that off. Not 4,000. 53 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,120 No, the man told me it's 4,000. Really? 54 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,840 How...? How many years is it, Spiros? 55 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,640 200. 200? 56 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,280 200. How do you know that? How do you know? 57 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,560 From the size, I'm... This is my job. 58 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,640 I'm getting a lot of mixed messages about the olive tree. 59 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,520 So until I get it carbon-dated, 60 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,960 I'm not going to comment any further. 61 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,360 It's well old, and it's wrinkly. 62 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,160 And then I've got this idea to put an outdoor chandelier. 63 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,040 What is this? In the tree. 64 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,280 Can you please explain? 65 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,720 A big light. It is a very good idea. It is a very good idea. 66 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,560 No. No. Oh. It's not. 67 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,360 You have an old olive tree and... 4,000 years old. 68 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,720 ..like a Christmas tree? 69 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,360 Yes. I'm telling you, 70 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,480 people always start like this with my ideas, 71 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,120 and then, by the end, they go, "Oh, I see your vision." 72 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,880 This glamorous makeover doesn't stop in the garden. 73 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,880 The exterior of the house needs a face-lift, too. 74 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:17,320 So while the builders make a start re-rendering the house, 75 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,960 we need to get the lowdown on 76 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,760 what plants can survive a Corfiot summer. 77 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,120 Do you reckon it's ever going to rain here? 78 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,960 We've come back to Sara and Kenny's place 79 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,280 to meet their gardener, Yannis. 80 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,320 You have an amazing tan, Yannis. 81 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,440 You have nice colour, too. Thanks. 82 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,720 Yannis transformed an abandoned hillside 83 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,560 into a thriving Mediterranean garden. 84 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,880 Just stunning! 85 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,800 Oh, my gosh! You see, look at this. 86 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,880 I love this garden, Alan, because it looks very wild 87 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,200 and like it's sort of part of the environment already. 88 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,960 Yeah. We try to blend the garden with the horizon. 89 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,880 Ah, fantastic. 90 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,760 It's all about the senses, isn't it? 91 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,240 It's everywhere you go, there's a smell... Exactly. 92 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,560 ..or there's a gorgeous sight line or something. 93 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,320 Yeah. Always is something. Yes. 94 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,680 Agapanthus. The blue ones. Yes. 95 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,080 And the gauras, the white and the pink. 96 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,200 Rosemary's here. 97 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,840 Is it true that this rosemary is good for mosquitoes, 98 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,400 keeping them away? Yes, they keeping away. 99 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,400 We have a lot of lavender here. Oh, good. 100 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,240 Yes, it's a very nice and strong plant. 101 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,080 Yannis, I'm going to tell you something. Are you? 102 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,160 You know the human eye? Yes. 103 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,360 It can differentiate more shades of the colour green 104 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,400 than any other colour. 105 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,520 Did you know that fact already? Yes, I knew. 106 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,480 Oh, why are we here, then? Come on, let's get on with the garden. 107 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:49,000 As well as low-maintenance plants and herbs... 108 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,040 Here is oregano. 109 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,840 And the most easier is this one, the wild geranium. 110 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,240 Oh. 111 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,000 That'd go nice in the bath. Oh, yeah. 112 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,160 We'd like to encourage biodiversity. 113 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,720 We used to hate bees, 114 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,000 but now we love bees because they are declining, you know. 115 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,080 Exactly. And now, you know... 116 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,040 Do you remember in the day you used to go, "Agh! Bee!" 117 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,040 And now you're like, "Please come on in and..." "Welcome, bees." 118 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,280 What are the flies called 119 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,800 that just have those silly legs that just do that? 120 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,680 I don't know how to say it in English. I hate them. 121 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,160 Yes, I understand. I understand. 122 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,280 They're just, like, there. They're like they can't be bothered. 123 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,680 They just go around. 124 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,160 They just annoy you and look scary. 125 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,760 Just... I've just seen a glimpse of the future. 126 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,000 It'll be you and me, kid. 127 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,760 There's rosemary everywhere. 128 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,320 A lot of rosemary and a lot of lavenders. Rosemary and lavender. 129 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,240 Mm. It's perfect for our garden. I think that's all we need, 130 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,800 to be honest. I think... Yeah. And maybe some agapanthus. 131 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,520 It's an early start, and while the builders 132 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:15,080 are busy plastering the house, I need my caffeine fix. 133 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,880 Hello. Hello. Good morning. How are you? 134 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:20,200 I need a coffee. Yes. A very strong coffee. Very strong. 135 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,440 I've got a big day. 136 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,320 Oh, my God, my first coffee of the day, 137 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,360 I get, like, butterflies in my stomach for. 138 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,800 How sad is that? 139 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,360 Luckily for me, the Greeks like it strong, too, 140 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,720 making it with finely ground beans 141 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:38,480 and served unfiltered for a big caffeine kick. 142 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,880 Thank you very much. 143 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,960 Enjoy your coffee. Thank you. 144 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,520 Wow. 145 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,280 It's definitely an acquired taste. OK, your coffee? 146 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,000 Yes. It's lovely. OK. 147 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,240 Did that typical British thing. 148 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,600 Yay! 149 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,760 It's definitely not my cup of tea, or... 150 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,040 You know what I mean. 151 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,760 Whilst Amanda is riding high on her morning coffee, 152 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,400 I'm all abuzz as I'm finally putting an end 153 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,280 to our garden being a lay-by. 154 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,440 I have a very British sensibility. 155 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,640 I've always wanted to know what's my land, 156 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,800 what's the road, what's the neighbours'? 157 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,200 Get off my land. 158 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,440 So I've roped in Stamatis and Harris to work out 159 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:38,000 the precise coordinates of our boundary line. 160 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,400 So what are we doing here? 161 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,760 When you buy something here, 162 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,200 you buy the coordinates. 163 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,320 Given the numbers, we can write it down. Yes? Yes. 164 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,680 I need to. It's 44. 44. 165 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:51,200 0816... 168. 166 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,120 Is that your phone number? No. OK. 167 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,280 No. 168 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,960 It's just a bit of building site banter. 169 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,960 So this is the road, 170 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,240 this is my land. 171 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,480 Correct. 172 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,760 Can we push it a little bit more? 173 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,360 Get a bit more back? No. 174 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,240 Why not? Because we're not allowed. 175 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,720 In the UK, fences are a big deal. 176 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,600 We love a fence. 177 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,920 Now the coordinates have been confirmed, 178 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,960 we can mark out the boundary line. 179 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,640 You hold my pad. Yeah. Thank you. 180 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,320 Careful. There's all notes on there. 181 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,640 No, no, no. 182 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,280 Go low. Low. Low. 183 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,880 Low, low, low, low, low. 184 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:28,960 How's your back? 185 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,960 I've done pilates. It's here. 186 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,680 Yeah. 187 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,600 Between you and me, I stole a bit of the road, 188 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,240 so I feel like I have, like, got a bit extra for my money. 189 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,680 Whilst I'm still caffeine fuelled... 190 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,040 ..I've joined Alan at the house 191 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:53,080 to build a stone seat around our ancient olive tree. 192 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,560 Grab hold of that wheelbarrow. 193 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,640 Wheelbarrow. 194 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:56,840 All right, come on, then. 195 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,920 It'll be made using a traditional 196 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:01,800 technique that we've seen all around the island. 197 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:06,040 So we've got the whole team in, including expert stonemasons. 198 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,920 One of the most difficult things is to do this. 199 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,720 I mean, build bricks is not so difficult. No. 200 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:12,960 Especially when you... 201 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,600 Because they're square and they're a regular shape. 202 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,080 Yeah. And when you cover them with plaster, 203 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,800 you know... Yeah. ..then you don't mind 204 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,320 if they're not perfect straight. 205 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,280 So this has to be sort of perfectly imperfect. 206 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,120 Yes. 207 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,440 That's amazing. That is the title of your next book. 208 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,480 That is amazing. 209 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,560 I love that. Perfect. 210 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,760 Can I have a sit down? 211 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,520 Because that's... That was deep. 212 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,120 So follow this line around... 213 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,840 To ensure the seating is a perfect circle, 214 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,440 we've marked a ring around the tree 215 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,040 where the wall will go. 216 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,280 I'm taking one side 217 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,200 and Alan will take the other. 218 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,600 Is there a special way. So, that way? 219 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,200 The trick is to get the stones 220 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,440 to slot together just right. 221 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,120 Is this good, Stamatis? Yeah, yeah. Put a little bit more. 222 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,840 This is like nature's jigsaw. 223 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:55,920 Good? 224 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,200 Do you see? 225 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,960 ROCKS CLATTER Oh. 226 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,240 Now, where's the stone? 227 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,360 How neat mine is. 228 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,480 It's actually quite satisfying. 229 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,280 I'm trying to find the perfect stone. 230 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,400 Amanda's definitely winning this race, you know. 231 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,040 Well, it's clear, isn't it? 232 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,720 There's one woman here, 233 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,400 and there's four men over there. 234 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,880 I think that says everything. 235 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,000 See? That's nice, 236 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,360 but would you say that's too big? 237 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,640 That's the thing with Alan. 238 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,200 I know he does need the support, 239 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,000 especially with big things like this. 240 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,520 Um... 241 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,760 He's contributing. 242 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,200 He thinks he's doing a lot. 243 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,440 You just say, "Well done, Alan. Well done." 244 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,080 Alan? What, love? 245 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,640 Do you want a little tea break? 246 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,040 No. 247 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,040 Wow. 248 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,400 I will not relax until this is complete. 249 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,200 That's a good one. OK. 250 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:04,480 I now pronounce this olive tree seating open. 251 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,360 After an exhausting day, 252 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:20,360 we're unwinding in Kalami Bay on the north-east of the island, 253 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,560 and I've got a little surprise for Alan. 254 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,840 How much do you like to engage in water sports, Alan? 255 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:28,880 Hmm. 256 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,920 I thought we should try a sofa. 257 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,160 A sofa. A sofa. Has it got a back that I can put me back on? 258 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,000 It's got, like, a plasma screen. 259 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,640 Everything's on it. And you just... 260 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,560 Has it got one of those things? Ladyboys. 261 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,200 Yeah. Not ladyboy. 262 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,360 Ladyboy! 263 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,200 Things are looking up. 264 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,480 OK. Let's go. 265 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,720 Oh, thank you. 266 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,520 Lovely. Thank you. 267 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,840 Thank you. 268 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,720 OK. Are you ready? Yes. Yes. 269 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,600 Yes. OK. Let's go. 270 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,520 OK. I leave you in good hands. OK. 271 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,160 OK. Thank you. 272 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,320 Hold on tight. 273 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,520 Let's go. 274 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,160 Oh-oh, I didn't know it was this. 275 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,400 Oh, no! 276 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,880 I'm not used to that. 277 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,920 Go faster! 278 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,040 Whaaaaa! 279 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,720 Why did you say that? 280 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,680 Aghhhhhh! 281 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,120 Aghhhh! Oooh! 282 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,560 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 283 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,920 You've ruined it! 284 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,800 Oh! 285 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,840 Agh! 286 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,040 Slow down! 287 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,560 I think I'm dead. 288 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,880 Oh, my God! 289 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,680 Oh, my gosh! 290 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,800 Thank you. Very elegant. 291 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,200 I think more boats should 292 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,280 be sofa-shaped, because you just relax more. 293 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:29,280 You're just more relaxed. If I could give them some feedback... 294 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,720 Mm. ..a little, um... Cup holders. Cup holders on the side. 295 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:51,800 Today I'm going solo, and I'm on a little research mission. 296 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,040 Bees fascinate me. 297 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,920 It's like they've had some good PR. 298 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,760 They used to ruin a picnic, didn't they? 299 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,680 I've come to the Vasilakis Estate, and I'm getting ready for a close 300 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,640 encounter with these master pollinators. 301 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:09,600 I'm worried about being stung by a bee, and I've even put these on. 302 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,520 Matina's family have been making honey here for 20 years, 303 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:20,000 and Jorge is the beekeeper at the helm. 304 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,280 Where have you been stung? 305 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,160 Here, here, here. 306 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,640 Here. Here. 307 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,160 Is he lying? No. 308 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,240 JORGE SPEAKS GREEK 309 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,480 Not every day. 310 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,920 JORGE SPEAKS GREEK 311 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,600 Another day here. Another day here. 312 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,520 You've been stung everywhere? Yeah. No problem. 313 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,640 There ahead of us, you can see them. 314 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,320 Bees play a vital role in our ecosystems, 315 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,520 pollinating plants 316 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,680 so they reproduce. 317 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:47,480 The nectar they gather while they do it gets turned into honey, 318 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:52,080 and every hive can make around 11kg every summer. 319 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,880 Oh! The beehives, their home. 320 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,680 Oh. Lovely! 321 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,920 Lovely! So this is where I'm going to die. 322 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,880 No! I want positivity. 323 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,840 This fetching get-up should help make sure I don't get stung. 324 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,640 I want some gloves. 325 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,280 Oh. Stupid thing. OK. 326 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,680 Thank you, Jorge. 327 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,320 OK. Are we ready? We are ready. 328 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:18,200 Now I know how a goldfish feels when it's been caught. 329 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,840 Oh, my gosh, this is so funny. This is so funny. 330 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,880 Now I'm all covered up, Jorge lights the smoker, 331 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,560 which should help keep the bees nice and calm. 332 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,920 I'm trying not to be scared. It's OK. I'm here. 333 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,840 Look how slowly he opens it. 334 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,880 Look at them! 335 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,560 So cute and small. All of them ladies. 336 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,160 And is there honey in...? There's honey...? 337 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,280 We're putting it out. 338 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,440 Oh, my God! 339 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,240 It has honey. You see this? 340 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,080 Yes. This is honey, basically. 341 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,800 Look at those beauties. 342 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,080 JORGE SPEAKS GREEK 343 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,120 It's not ready. 344 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,280 JORGE CONTINUES 345 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,840 Look, they like you. They like you. 346 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,000 They really like you. 347 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,480 I'm not very relaxed. 348 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,080 The hexagons are made by the bees. 349 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,680 This is like, for me, like a horror film. Yeah. 350 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,880 To me, it's like the most beautiful thing ever. 351 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,080 Look at that! Oh! Look at how much honey they have. 352 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,760 So much honey. Oh! Get away from me! 353 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,720 One nearly went up my Marigolds. Don't move. Don't move. 354 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,880 Don't move! 355 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,080 Oh, no, no. Look at how many bees. 356 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,680 At the house... 357 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:27,200 ..the wall for the olive tree seating is coming along nicely. 358 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,640 And we're getting some deliveries. 359 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,880 What? 360 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,600 That is not a good place to put this gravel. 361 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,320 Stop, stop! 362 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,080 It's too close to the wall. 363 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,200 Up, up, up, up. 364 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,440 THEY SPEAK GREEK 365 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,200 At the minute, it looks like a building site. 366 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,080 There's so many things unfinished... 367 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,960 ..it's hard to see it as a garden. It just looks like a car park. 368 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,400 We need to do stone, stone, to make a path. 369 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,640 To try and make it resemble any form of garden 370 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,280 we need to mark out where the flower beds and pathways go... 371 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,360 The idea I've got in my head is 372 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,240 some sort of triangular flower bed, 373 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,360 and a sort of winding footpath to the house. 374 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:09,040 ..and I've roped in Stamatis, Yannis and Nikos to help. 375 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,120 So I think we'll make the first stone here. 376 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,400 Good. 377 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,600 So should we just put a bit of gravel down here so we can see...? 378 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,840 Yeah, I think that's... Yeah. 379 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,080 I mean, this is super cheap... 380 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,400 ..easy way of making a path. 381 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,240 It's going to look dead posh. 382 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,240 Oh, my God! 383 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,360 Ughhh! 384 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,880 Get away from them! 385 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,280 Shoo! Shoo! Ow! You're pinching me! 386 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,080 This is the queen with the green. 387 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,080 Look. Why's she got the green on her? 388 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,720 This is hell. 389 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,280 We are putting her a collar so we can find her easily. 390 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,800 You put a collar on a bee? 391 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,280 Yeah. Don't worry. Aghhh! 392 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,800 Oh. It's your hand. Don't move! 393 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,960 Sorry. 394 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,520 HE MOUTHS 395 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,680 Look at how many. Oh, wow! 396 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,000 There's so many bees. 397 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,760 Oh...! Do you want to hold it? 398 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,160 No! No, no, no. 399 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,320 No, no. Stop it! 400 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,840 Can you tell Jorge to stop that? 401 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,240 It's terrifying. 402 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,640 Oh, and that goes back on there. 403 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,720 They like when it's dark inside. OK. 404 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,520 Yeah. Oh, put the top on. 405 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,040 You survived. I survived. You know, I haven't been stung. 406 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,480 They liked you a lot. 407 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,480 I've realised, with bees, 408 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,960 there's nothing really that much to be scared about. 409 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,200 So I'm going to go 410 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,080 and plant some bee friendly plants in my garden with my friend Amanda. 411 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,480 That's wonderful. 412 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,080 It's going to stop people parking here. 413 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:52,120 Yeah. And, actually, this is a wongous flower bed. 414 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,840 I didn't expect it to be this big. 415 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,640 Once planted, this bed will be a real haven 416 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:01,080 for bees and other insects, just like Alan wants. 417 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,280 Shall we go and have a bird's-eye view up there? 418 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,000 Come up here, Stamatis. 419 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,960 Ah, yes. See? Look. 420 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,480 What do you think Alan is going to say? 421 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,240 Alan is going to love it, mainly because he wasn't involved in it 422 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,720 and didn't have to do any of the hard work. 423 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,640 OK. 424 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,360 Now we've just got to go and buy loads of blinking plants. 425 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,120 As Amanda's worked so hard, 426 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,680 I have a little treat for her. 427 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,200 I know she loves animals, 428 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,760 so we are heading to the beach for a swimming lesson 429 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,280 with some local rescue horses. 430 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,520 You know we're going to the beach and not Goodwood? 431 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,200 Hello! This is amazing! 432 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,960 I want to look sexy on the horse. 433 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,800 OK, I'll give you the blue one, then. 434 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,200 Oh, OK. 435 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,600 Do they like a swim at the end of the day because it's so hot? 436 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,680 Or are they...? Yes, yes, they love it. Especially him. 437 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,600 He can take you to Albania. 438 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,040 Alan, you want...? 439 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,760 He needs to find a lover. Do you have a passport with you? 440 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,520 Yeah. Yes. Can I go to Albania? All the way. 441 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,960 Alan, just take that off. 442 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,520 Oh! Oh, no! 443 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,800 Oh, my God! 444 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,920 That's a nice stretch. 445 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,080 Ah! 446 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,360 One, two, three, up. 447 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,560 Up! 448 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,920 My God! That was nice. Like a pro. Well done, Alan. Lovely. 449 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,360 Which way is Albania? That way. 450 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,760 See you in a bit. 451 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 452 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,560 Katarina started looking after rescue horses in 2014, 453 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,480 and funds their care 454 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:42,200 by offering amazing riding experiences. 455 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,760 You follow. 456 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,040 Oh, wow. 457 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,720 Come on, then. 458 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,440 They feel so safe, don't they, Alan? 459 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,600 Yeah. 460 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,480 I literally feel like I'm in my own movie here. 461 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,120 Do you want to ride with the dog? Yeah. 462 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,520 Biko! 463 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,160 He's playing with the water. 464 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,720 Why is my horse River Dancing? 465 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,320 Do you want to go a little bit deeper? 466 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,440 Oh, yes. 467 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,200 Go away, mozzies! 468 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,080 We're getting bitten to BLEEP. 469 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,400 MOSQUITOES BUZZ 470 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,000 Oh! Oh, my God. The mozzies! 471 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,440 Thank you, thank you. I'm getting bitten. 472 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,800 I need to go. Let's say thank you. 473 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,040 Thank you so much. That was absolutely magical. 474 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,200 We're going to run because of the mozzies. 475 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,760 Oh, my God! I've never seen so many... That was a bit traumatic. 476 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,240 They are literally everywhere. 477 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,600 BLEEP! 478 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,520 They're buzzing around me. 479 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,960 Is that a car? 480 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,080 Whose car is that? 481 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,280 I don't care, let's just get in it. 482 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,240 Get in. Move over. 483 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,440 Drive, drive! 484 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,480 Oh, my God! Kill them, kill them! 485 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,360 Today is the day 486 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,320 when we get to plant our garden 487 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,000 with all of our bee-friendly plants. 488 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,640 And our gardener Spiros is here to help. 489 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,200 First planting the big ones. The big ones first. The big ones, please. 490 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,440 Oh, look, there's a bee already 491 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,000 come to see us. 492 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,560 Do you know a bee has its sex organs on the end of its foot? 493 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,720 Did you know that? 494 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,520 No way?! 495 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,560 To attract our pollinators, 496 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:36,120 we're planting agapanthus around our olive tree. 497 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,400 What happened to...? Where's the hole gone? 498 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,080 Said the actress to the bishop. 499 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,720 Oh, please! 500 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,960 And to give this bed some structure, 501 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,960 larger Elaeagnus ebbingei are planted, 502 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,840 with herbs all around that we can use in the kitchen. 503 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,320 Do you ever talk to the plants, Spiros? 504 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,720 Yes. Do you sing to it? 505 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,240 Yes? What do you say? Do you sing? 506 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,640 They do understand you. 507 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,040 I love them. 508 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,000 You say "I love them." Yes. 509 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,200 Yes. Aw! That's so sweet! 510 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,040 I... What's your favourite? 511 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,720 I cultivate plants for... I love you. ..35 years, 40 years now. 512 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,200 Yeah. Oh. 513 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,280 I love you. 514 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,560 I hope you enjoy going in the hole. 515 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,600 Could we get a job with you, Spiros? What do you think? 516 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,720 Yes. I feel like you've said yes, but your heart's not in it. 517 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,800 I thought that the same thing, Alan. 518 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,960 That's it. I love you, too. 519 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,520 I love you. 520 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,800 Good job. It looks completely different now. 521 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,200 Did you say "Good job"? 522 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,360 Good job. Yes. 523 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,240 Oh. Thank you. 524 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,720 One of the best things about this house 525 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,840 is how close we are to the sea. 526 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,280 So we're heading five minutes 527 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:06,280 down the road to San Stefanos for a cuppa on the beach. 528 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,520 Oh, that's really nice of you. Thank you. 529 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,840 Superstar. 530 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,200 Do you know, it feels more exotic 531 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,200 when it's in a clear glass. 532 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,800 Yes. Doesn't it? No milk? 533 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,920 Oh, you don't really have much dairy. 534 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,280 I don't like dairy. 535 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,440 So do you think you're more like your mum or your dad? 536 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,520 I feel like I'm getting like my dad as I'm getting older. 537 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,880 My dad was a bit of an enigma growing up. 538 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,080 On a Friday night, 539 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,640 our house used to be like a monastery. 540 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,280 Can you believe that? Because my dad was grumpy. 541 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,760 "Shut up. Don't slam that door." 542 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,160 We'd sit there and have the telly turned down. 543 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,400 But, of course, I realise now because he had 544 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,440 a big match... On the Saturday. ..on the Saturday. 545 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:51,000 And, you know, I'm like that before a big show. 546 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,240 Yeah. You know, my friends say, "You coming out? It's a Friday night." 547 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,880 And I'm like, "No, no, no." Because if I do go out, I'm thinking 548 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,880 and I'm irritable and I'm trying to think. 549 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,640 And I thought, "Oh, I get it now, Dad." 550 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,680 Yeah. Because when they were doing great, 551 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,320 my dad would get massive cheers. 552 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,920 But if they... Oh, my gosh. If they lost, everyone's booing your dad. 553 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,360 Being a manager of a football club 554 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,000 and being a stand-up comedian, you are on your own. 555 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,560 And also, what's the difference between going up the football tunnel 556 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,280 and walking onto a stage? 557 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,720 Exactly. Everyone's judging you. 558 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,640 Everyone wants to be entertained. 559 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,880 If you don't deliver it, you get boos. 560 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,040 It's exactly the same. It's exactly the same. 561 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,800 But I get it now. And, I mean, 562 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,800 I don't totally get my dad, but I get that side of it. 563 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,280 Is there a trait in your mum 564 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,480 that you feel like, "Oh, I've got that from her"? Or...? 565 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,640 I call my children the wrong names. 566 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,880 Oh, yeah. Every day. Oh, my mum does that. 567 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,240 I call Lexi Holly, Holly Lexi. But it's just started happening. 568 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,040 Yeah, but has it ever gone to pets? I've been called... Oh... 569 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,440 I've been called Big Puss. I've been called Big Puss by my mum. 570 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,680 Big Puss. Big Puss. I know. 571 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,760 I mean, I get it, a man's name, but Big Puss? 572 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,800 A cat that has been dead for over 25 years. 573 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,240 I know. 574 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,520 Back at the house, it's the final push 575 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,680 to get the front garden finished. 576 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,880 The fence has gone up. 577 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,000 And more shrubs have been planted to give some privacy. 578 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,320 Now it's down to us to add some final details. 579 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,320 You grab the cushions, love. 580 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,800 Please use the stepping stones. 581 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,280 Please use the stepping stone. 582 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,440 But this is a cute idea. 583 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,720 You can always tell a top quality 584 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,600 chandelier by its weight. 585 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,840 Where do you...? Oi! 586 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,120 But there's no electricity, 587 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,480 so how are they going to shine? 588 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,600 Look inside there. 589 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,640 They are solar-panelled, state of the art. 590 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,880 See how far you can get it up. 591 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,080 What about this bit there? 592 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,520 Yes, Alan, that's perfect. Is that nice? 593 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,640 Oh, I actually can't quite believe 594 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:11,040 that this car park is now a Mediterranean... I know! ..garden. 595 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,520 And it's so Mediterranean with all the plants 596 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,840 and the herbs, but also it's got the social side. 597 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,320 You can sit almost anywhere. 598 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,480 Anywhere, for a gin and tonic. Gin and tonic, cup of tea. Whatever. 599 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,360 And I've seen loads of little butterflies and bees. 600 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,400 They've already... Word's got round, Alan. 601 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,760 Well, that's good to know. That's good to know. Yeah. 602 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,760 And we've got a little bit of England in the garden, haven't we? 603 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,320 What? The boundary. 604 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,520 Oh! We have! 605 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,960 I like a picket fence. 606 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,240 This is mine. 607 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,280 It feels like a film set to me. 608 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,360 I know. The centrepiece being that gorgeous tree. 609 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,920 The tree with the chandeliers, 610 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,840 which look nicer than you thought. 611 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,280 Do you know what? I will give you that. 612 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,800 OK. They look nicer than I thought they would. 613 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,200 It's so lovely. 614 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,240 It's just unbelievable. 615 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,000 Next time... 616 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,560 I'm having a round bath. 617 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,800 It's AI. That is not AI. 618 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,840 ..I embrace new technology to design my bathroom... 619 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,000 Can't wait to see it. 620 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,200 He's a got lovely bottom. 621 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,880 ..we try to tackle ancient mythology... 622 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,640 Let's hope the gods are smiling down 623 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,160 on some of your design choices. Let's hope they are. 624 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,680 ..and Alan has another shot at the Corfu dating game. 625 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,000 Good job we're not playing strip pool, isn't it? 626 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,520 Yeah.